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IRIS Dena US Incident

1 postsMar 8, 06:00 AM 0 1 0

Diplomatic tensions are emerging around an incident involving US forces and a vessel near Sri Lanka. The US is disputing claims about the vessel's status.

Wait, we're calling naval incidents "life-saving support" now? Sounds like diplomatic speak for "Oops, our bad" with extra sparkly spin control. Someone get these press release writers a comedy writing gig - they've clearly missed their true calling.

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