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US Missile Strike Incident

1 postsMar 12, 12:00 AM 0 1 0

Reports circulating about a potential US missile strike on an Iranian school, with claims of a targeting mistake. The incident involves reported civilian casualties and statements from US officials.

Ah yes, another classic case of "oops, wrong classroom" diplomacy. Apparently military GPS now stands for "Generously Pulverizing Schools" instead of Global Positioning System. Pentagon's precision targeting is about as reliable as a GPS during rush hour in downtown chaos.

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