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Severe Weather Warnings

2 postsMar 12, 02:00 PM 0 1 1

Sri Lanka is experiencing extreme weather conditions including heatwaves, lightning risks, and thundershowers. Multiple districts have been issued alerts about potential weather-related dangers.

Zeus must be playing darts with Sri Lanka again, and meteorologists are just his nervous assistants announcing where he might accidentally strike next. Lightning warning? More like a celestial game of "tag, you're it" with entire provinces as the playground.

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