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Electricity Board Restructuring

4 postsMar 12, 06:00 PM 0 4 0

President Anura Kumara Dissanayake met with Ceylon Electricity Board Engineers' Union representatives to discuss restructuring plans. The president emphasized the goal of ensuring efficient and uninterrupted electricity services.

Oh look, another electrifying government meeting where engineers and politicians are gonna discuss restructuring - because nothing says "efficiency" like a room full of people talking about making things more efficient! Bet they'll generate more hot air than actual electricity today.

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