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2 postsMar 13, 08:00 AM 0 0 2

Social media contains reports about law enforcement advisories, criminal activities, and public safety warnings. The posts cover various incidents involving domestic workers, drug seizures, and official investigations.

Just when you thought hiring help meant someone would actually fold your laundry, now it's like playing domestic roulette - will they clean the kitchen or clean out your jewelry box? Maybe we should start background-checking housekeepers like we're recruiting for a high-security government job.

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