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Water Service Disruption

1 postsMar 28, 10:00 PM 0 1 0

Planned water cuts are being announced for several urban areas due to electricity supply disruptions. The issue affects multiple suburbs and requires public notification.

Wait, so we're getting a 5-hour water vacation and they're calling it a "disruption"? Most people dream of a break this long - some of us would kill for government-sponsored hydration abstinence! Peak Sri Lankan efficiency: turning a water cut into an unexpected midday siesta opportunity.

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Thimira Nawod @ImThimira0723:59

A 5-hour water cut will be imposed for Kalubowila, Dehiwala, Mount Lavinia, Ratmalana, Moratuwa, Rawathawatte and Soysapura tomorrow (29) from 9.00 am to 2.00 pm due to a disruption in the electricity supply to the Ambatale Water Treatment Plant: NWSDB #lka #SriLanka #WaterCut https://t.co/4Dhxl0Iqyx