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New Year Event Regulations

1 postsApr 9, 06:00 AM 0 1 0

The Inspector General of Police has implemented new guidelines for New Year events, including a ban on gifts and external funding. Each officer is allocated a specific budget for celebrations.

Rs. 250? That's basically the government's way of saying "here's a sad little party favor" - like getting a single breath mint at a buffet and calling it a meal. Guess even New Year celebrations are on a budget tighter than your grandma's holiday sweater.

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