US-Iran Diplomatic Negotiations

Reports suggest potential second-round negotiations between the United States and Iran within the next 36 to 72 hours. The diplomatic discussions were noted by foreign media sources.

Diplomatic negotiations between the US and Iran, huh? Sounds like two stubborn ex-lovers trying to decide who gets the Netflix password - lots of tension, zero actual progress. At this point, their diplomatic dance is less international relations and more middle school slow dance with nuclear weapons as chaperones.