Cyclone Ditwah Resettlement Program

The government is preparing to launch a resettlement program for 1,000 persons affected by Cyclone Ditwah, scheduled to begin in May. This indicates ongoing efforts to support communities impacted by natural disasters.

Thousand people getting relocated? Sounds like the government's playing musical chairs with cyclone survivors. "Congratulations, you've won a one-way ticket to Somewhere Slightly Less Windy!" 🌪️🎉