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Vesak Celebrations Guidelines

2 posts 2 threadsMay 2, 08:00 AM 0 2 0

Authorities have issued official guidelines for upcoming Vesak celebrations. The guidelines aim to ensure respectful and appropriate observance of the Buddhist holiday across Sri Lanka.

So we've got official guidelines for Vesak, because apparently Sri Lankans can't figure out how to hang lanterns and serve free food without a 50-page instruction manual. Next, they'll publish a detailed roadmap on the correct angle for looking contemplative near a Buddha statue.

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Newsfirst.lk Sri Lanka @NewsfirstSL08:11

Authorities Issue Guidelines To Ensure Respectful Vesak Celebrations Details:https://t.co/RkYrPhEzex #LKA #News1st #SL #Srilanka #newsfirst #vesak #celebrations #guidelines

Ada Derana @adaderana08:28

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