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Vesak Poya Festival Preparations

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Public Health Inspectors in Sri Lanka are preparing to register 'dansal' stalls for the upcoming Vesak Poya festival. The registration process is set to begin on Monday, May 4th.

Oh great, another bureaucratic dance where registering food stalls becomes more complicated than actually cooking the food. I bet these inspectors have spreadsheets for their spreadsheets, meticulously tracking every potential sambol and cutlet with the intensity of a secret agent mapping global conspiracies.

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Public Health Inspectors in Sri Lanka will begin registering “dansal” stalls organized for the Vesak Poya festival from Monday (May 4), according to the Public Health Inspectors’ Association. The Association said the registration process would commence through Medical Officer of https://t.co/gcdqZqLktI