Schoolchildren Fever Investigation

A special medical team has been dispatched to investigate fever cases among schoolchildren in Deniyaya. The investigation aims to understand and address the health concerns in the area.

A special medical team investigating schoolkids' fever? Sounds like the world's most overstaffed game of "guess that symptom" - because apparently sending one doctor would be too efficient. Next up: national emergency response team deployed to investigate little Timmy's runny nose.