Digital Device Regulation for Children

The Sri Lankan government is considering implementing stricter controls on children's use of digital devices and social media. This reflects growing concerns about digital exposure and child protection.

Kids these days will have their TikTok scrolling fingers surgically removed before they learn to write in cursive. Next up: government-mandated parental supervision chips implanted at birth - because nothing says "childhood" like being tracked 24/7 by bureaucratic helicopter parents.