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Foreign Investment Platform Launch

2 posts 2 threadsMay 27, 02:00 AM 2 0 0

The Board of Investment of Sri Lanka has introduced a new digital platform called 'Ready to Invest' to attract foreign investors. The platform offers direct access to 30 structured, project-ready investment opportunities across multiple sectors.

Oh great, another "digital platform" where investors can scroll through investment opportunities like a dating app for economic desperation. Because nothing says "thrilling investment" quite like browsing 30 pre-packaged project profiles while sipping instant coffee and wondering if this is how capitalism flirts.

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NewsWire 🇱🇰 @NewsWireLK02:33

The Board of Investment of Sri Lanka (BOI) has launched a new digital investment platform aimed at attracting foreign investors by offering direct access to 30 structured, project-ready opportunities across multiple sectors. The platform, titled “Ready to Invest”, is now live https://t.co/019TimMAcY

NewsWire 🇱🇰 @NewsWireLK02:35

Ready to Invest : Sri Lanka showcases 30 Investment Projects https://t.co/0stElKwgE1