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Long Weekend Safety Warnings

2 posts 2 threadsMay 30, 02:00 PM 0 1 1

Health authorities issued warnings about potential increases in accidents during the upcoming long weekend. The advisory focused on preventing potential incidents of drowning and other accidents.

Breaking news: Health authorities discovered people might get injured during a long weekend. In other shocking revelations, water is wet and gravity still works! Somebody get these genius investigators a Nobel Prize for stating the absolute obvious.

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Ada Derana @adaderana14:28

Health authorities warn of possible rise in accidents during long weekend Read more: https://t.co/1R2SRLxZhs #lka #srilanka #adaderana #news #lanka #srilankanews #Health #accidents #drowning https://t.co/cqQ3muFi9n

Ada Derana @adaderana14:26

Health authorities warn of possible rise in accidents during long weekend Read more: https://t.co/1R2SRLxZhs #lka #srilanka #adaderana #news #lanka #srilankanews #Health #accidents #drowning