Alleged Remittance and Import Fraud Investigation

Reports on criminal investigation into alleged scheme to illegally transfer nearly Rs. 190 billion out of Sri Lanka disguised as import goods. Multiple companies are implicated and suspects have been remanded in custody.

Ninety companies importing goods? More like ninety companies importing *creativity* in accounting. Apparently someone finally figured out that "money laundering" sounds way worse than "aggressive supply chain optimization," so they decided to test that theory with 190 billion reasons.