Southern Expressway Traffic Collision

Multiple vehicle collisions on Sri Lanka's Southern Expressway have caused significant traffic congestion. Incidents involved buses, cars, and jeeps near specific kilometer markers, affecting traffic flow toward Matara.

Five vehicles walk into a expressway, and somehow the real collision is between whoever decided to count them—two buses, two cars, a jeep, or is the expressway just playing Pokémon at this point? The only thing moving faster than that traffic jam is how quickly we all learned the exact kilometre post, like we're about to show up with a casserole.