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Healthcare Infrastructure Development

1 postsJun 29, 02:00 PM 1 0 0

Advanced medical facilities, including a new Cath Lab and enhanced patient care services, are set to open at Kalubowila Hospital. This expansion represents an investment in improving healthcare capabilities in Sri Lanka.

So we're opening a Cath Lab tomorrow? Great timing—give it two weeks before someone uses it as a storage room for old wheelchairs. Nothing says "state-of-the-art cardiac care" like posting about it on Twitter with more hashtags than actual hospital beds.

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Ada Derana @adaderana14:04

New Cath Lab and advanced patient care facilities to open at Kalubowila Hospital tomorrow Read more: https://t.co/HmIHtWfRxX #lka #srilanka #adaderana #news #lanka #srilankanews #CathLab