Prison Security and Unrest Investigations

Security measures have been tightened as investigations continue into unrest at Negombo Prison. Authorities are conducting ongoing inquiries into the incident with enhanced security protocols in place.

Nothing says "we're taking this seriously" like tightening security *while* investigations are still ongoing—it's like locking the barn door after the horse escaped, called a press conference, and live-tweeted the whole thing. Meanwhile, someone's tweeting that this needs "serious collective discourse" as if a thread full of hashtags and retweets is gonna solve prison reform.