Dengue Outbreak and University Closures

Universities in Sri Lanka are moving academic activities online due to increased dengue cases among students. Multiple educational institutions have reported student infections and implemented preventive measures.

So dengue's out here speedrunning a university shutdown while the rest of us are still deciding if we need pants for our Zoom calls—71 students down and suddenly online classes are looking pretty good, huh? Peak "be careful what you wish for" energy.