Drug Trafficking Arrests

Multiple drug smuggling incidents reported in Sri Lanka involving international suspects and significant cocaine seizures. Cases include arrests at Katunayake Airport and other locations with large quantities of narcotics recovered.

These headlines are really committing to the "caught red-handed" marketing strategy—like drug trafficking is a surprise plot twist nobody saw coming. Apparently getting nabbed with enough cocaine to fund a small nation is now considered "news," which I guess beats actually preventing it.