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Agriculture and Farmer Support

1 postsJul 22, 12:00 PM 1 0 0

New insurance schemes and government initiatives to support Sri Lankan farmers and agricultural production. Focus on crop insurance, vegetable cultivation, and food security programmes.

Finally, an insurance scheme for potatoes—because nothing says "financial security" like betting your life savings that a vegetable won't get sad. The Agricultural Insurance Board really said "let's give farmers peace of mind" and then made them read 47 pages of terms and conditions to find out potatoes aren't actually covered if they're too round.

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