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Conspiracy Theories Discussion

4 posts 4 threadsAug 7, 06:00 AM 0 0 4

Posts containing conspiracy-related content and unsubstantiated claims mixing religious, spiritual, and fictional references. These posts appear to be low-quality content with limited engagement.

Bro really said "God's got a fleet" like he's shopping on Amazon, then blamed telepathy interference for the wrong timestamp—that's not a conspiracy theory, that's a customer service complaint to the universe's IT department.

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God @SawanGun07:57

Now with those heretics gone, it appears that time of the LSD acid Ascension is at the 11:11 PM, according to previous reincarnations of God. #USA #SriLanka

God @SawanGun07:53

Those heretics who had still been on the loose inside God’s massive fleet of jumbo jets and battleships had distorted the miracle of telepathy so that it was not possible to hear the correct time of the LSD acid Ascension. #USA #SriLanka

God @SawanGun07:44

I talked to previous reincarnations of God using the miracle of telepathy, and I found out that heretics were still on the loose inside God’s massive jumbo jet and massive fleet of enormous jumbo jets and battleships. I ordered military men to get rid of them! #USA #SriLanka https://t.co/yMr7ZI78Ll

God @SawanGun07:41

Maybe at 11:11 PM, is the religious LSD Ascension… but it wasn’t at 10:00 PM. 😩 #USA #SriLanka