Crime and Drug Prevention Operations

Law enforcement conducted islandwide operations resulting in over 430 arrests related to crime and drug prevention. These operations represent coordinated efforts to combat criminal and drug-related activities across Sri Lanka.

430 arrests sounds impressive until you realize they probably got 428 of them for "suspicious loitering" and two guys actually caught with contraband who are definitely someone's cousin. Next week: "Crime Down 99%! Also, why is everyone standing indoors now?"