Navy seizes Indian fishing trawler

Sri Lankan Navy intercepted an Indian fishing vessel with nine fishermen off Talaimannar. The incident highlights ongoing tensions over maritime borders and fishing activities.

Nothing says "breaking news" like posting the exact same thing twice with identical hashtags—truly the journalistic innovation we didn't know we needed. At this point, the Navy's probably seized more fishing trawlers than this news outlet has seized the concept of copy-paste being a feature, not a content strategy.