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Road Infrastructure and Earthslips

2 posts 2 threadsAug 15, 08:00 AM 0 2 0

An earthslip on the Hatton-Colombo main road caused traffic disruptions. One lane has been reopened following the incident.

Breaking news: the Hatton-Colombo road has discovered a revolutionary traffic management system called "occasionally existing." First it's closed, then it's half-open, then it's open again—it's like a relationship status that can't make up its mind, except this one affects your commute instead of just your therapist's billable hours.

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Ada Derana @adaderana09:40

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Ada Derana @adaderana09:07

One lane reopened on Hatton–Colombo main road following earthslip Read more: https://t.co/axR8THnoyq #lka #srilanka #adaderana #news #lanka #srilankanews #earthslip