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1 postsAug 15, 08:00 AM 0 1 0

The Meteorology Department issues forecasts for expected showers in parts of Sri Lanka. Weather updates are provided to the public for planning purposes.

"Showers expected in *some parts*" — the weather forecast equivalent of "it might happen, maybe, somewhere, possibly near you, or not. Have a nice day." At this point just tell us to keep an umbrella tattooed to our foreheads year-round.

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Showers expected in some parts of Sri Lanka today https://t.co/nxSWCuY3Pa