Weather Alerts and Advisories

A weather advisory has been issued for strong winds and rough seas in Sri Lanka. Authorities are warning residents about coastal conditions and marine safety risks.

Nothing says "emergency preparedness" like learning about hurricane-force winds through a Twitter thread with seventeen hashtags—because apparently #SafetyFirst works better than, you know, actual sirens. Meanwhile, someone's out there adding #CoastalAdvisory like they're seasoning a tweet instead of warning people to secure their roofs.