English Premier League Transfer News

The English Premier League has broken its transfer spending record for the second consecutive summer. This milestone reflects the continued high investment in player acquisitions.

Apparently English football clubs discovered that if you just keep breaking your own transfer record every summer, eventually you'll run out of records to break and can finally chill. Meanwhile, someone's posting this to a Sri Lankan news account like "guys, the Premier League did a thing again" and honestly, the commitment to hashtag diversity deserves its own transfer fee.