Judicial System Reform Bills

The government is pursuing proposed bills to streamline and reform Sri Lanka's judicial system through constitutional amendments. The Attorney General presented these initiatives to the court as part of ongoing legal reform efforts.

"Streamlining the judicial system" is like saying you're going to organize a closet by just moving everything to a different room—same chaos, fresher hashtags. Meanwhile, the Supreme Court's still hearing petitions about amendments while everyone on Twitter's debating whether it's the 22nd or 23rd thing that needs fixing, because who's counting anymore?