Drug and Gold Smuggling Arrests

Law enforcement reported multiple arrests related to drug trafficking and gold smuggling in Sri Lanka. Cases included smuggled gold seizures and cocaine discoveries during investigations.

Breaking news: turns out the real treasure wasn't the friends we made along the way, it was the 775 grams of gold we smuggled past customs. Meanwhile, somewhere a hospital just became the world's most interesting drug testing facility—forget the lab, we'll just check your vitals and your criminal record simultaneously.