Power Outage Investigation

The National System Operator chairman announced that a probe into an islandwide power outage will be completed within one month. The investigation aims to determine the causes behind the widespread electricity disruption affecting the country.

A month to investigate a power outage? Mate, by then we'll have already invented a new power source out of pure frustration and false hope. "We'll get back to you in 30 days" is just corporate speak for "we're gonna wait until everyone forgets it happened anyway."