Severe Weather Advisory

Meteorological department issued an advisory for severe lightning across multiple provinces in Sri Lanka. The warning covered central, north, sabaragamuwa, northern, western, eastern, and uva regions.

Nothing says "imminent danger" like a Twitter thread that reads like someone sneezed out a hashtag generator—#central #north #sabaragamuwa #uva #lightning #provinces, bro we GET IT, the sky is angry everywhere. Meanwhile the actual advisory is just a link that probably leads to a PDF from 2003 titled "Weather_FINAL_v47_ACTUAL_FINAL.pdf."