Bay of Bengal Cyclone Warning

Deep depression in the Bay of Bengal is expected to intensify into a cyclone, prompting weather warnings and cautions for naval and fishing communities. The Department of Meteorology has issued alerts about extreme weather conditions.

"Depression in Bay of Bengal Expected to Intensify into A Deep Depression" — mate, at this point just ask the weather system if it needs to talk to someone, because we're all getting there anyway. Meanwhile, fishing communities are getting cyclone warnings while the rest of us are just refreshing Twitter waiting for someone to finally explain what "deep depression" means versus regular depression—apparently meteorology has commitment issues too.